- "This is going to be the weirdest compliment you get all day, but your teeth look like an lit airport runway."
- "You're Hawaiian, right? Polynesian? I can tell by the accent."
- "You go to Whitworth? What a religious person!"
- "This is good coffee, I wasn't expecting this."
- "I bet you have cute kids."
- "Oh yeah, squirt that whipped cream out good."
- "If I was forty years younger I'd take you to a movie."
- "THANKS, COFFEE MOM!" (this was a 5-year-old boy.)